My father told me
I would be a special guy
That I would use my smarts
To let my flag fly high
But then it hit me
It was stark reality
The thing that sticks out
Will get chopped off easily
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the waves
Break all your teeth
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the wave
Break all your teeth
And now my garden
is as uniform as I
My car is spotless
And my kids rule junior high
You’ll never find dirt
On my hat or my shoe
I hate my life
Like all the neighbors do too
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the waves
Break all your teeth
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the waves
Break all your teeth
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the waves
Break all your teeth
Stay low
Bend your knees
Don’t let the waves
Break all your teeth